SCORPION in the mailbox...

Pamela is like family to me. She IS family - and her family is also my family.

...remember last July - I went camping in Big Bear with her Aunt & Uncles? It was a blast.

Her Uncle Doug is the most mischevious person that I have ever met....but I can top him - so he better watch out.....yes - WATCH OUT Uncle Doug!!!!!!

I was on MSN chatting with him last week and he had me really worried - he told me that while he was sleeping on the couch - he rolled over onto a 8" scorpion, (they live in Mesa, Arizona by the way), and it bit his eyebrow - got juice in his eyeball etc.... He told me that he took a jar with scorpion in it to the Dr and they've been treating him for a bit...hoping that he won't go blind. His whole face blew up with the reaction; but he was going to be "ok", (as "ok" as he can get).

I freaked BUT my first response was "Send me a picture!!!" - he hummed and hawed for about 30mins and eventually I broke him down - He DID get bit, but IT WAS JUST AN ITTY-BITTY ONE, AND HE WAS CALLING MY BLUFF!!!! (unfortunately).

Yesterday - he comes on MSN - and asks me if I got the photo of the scorpions at his house. This morning - I check the mail - and oooh - I got a card from good old Uncle Doug!!!

I get home - open it FIRST thing and out falls a DEAD SCORPION!!! All you could hear at my house for about 5minutes is "EW EW EW EW EW!!! OH MY GOD!!

I'm on MSN with him now - and telling him to watch out - cuz payback is a b!tch. He's tempting me even more - telling me that he's done this often to Pamela & Thor....(see below)

"Uncle Doug says:
at xmas once i got a little box that jewerly is in and put a scorpion in between the cotton and wrapped it and sent it to pamela and she thought she was getting jewerly and she lifted the cotton and it fell on her lap"

"Uncle Doug says:
maybe next time a can send u a sewer roach they are around 4-5 inch long"

"Uncle Doug says:
be nice or i might send u a spider that jumps and if u get bit u get that skin eating disease
Uncle Doug says:
they can jump about three feet
Christy says:
you would never do that
Uncle Doug says:
well u better say nice things in the blog
Christy says:
hahaha
Uncle Doug says:
maybe next time i will go into kahoots with jeff i am sure he will help me"

You better watch out Uncle Doug!!!